|—||Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via endangerment)|
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. it means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life. no matter what. 💚💙💜 #nationalsiblingsday #iloveyou
perfect way to celebrate my kids 3 year anniversary 🐧 on this #thetaphithursday was to come home to my new #ΘΦΑ goodies! now which one do I wear first?! #stcatherineofsiena 💛💙#everloyaleverlasting 🔗🔗
the only disability in life is a bad attitude 💙✨ wearing my “spread the word to end the word” shirt in honor of today #autismawareness #spreadthewordtoendtheword #respect
flew into myrtle beach just in time for #happyhour with my sissy 🐢🍹💃 @kattymariee and @ani ma__bella__ while @shannoncogland is in class
On the possibility of a “Friends” reunion …
COURTENEY COX: "We are way too old to be showing what we look like from that to that. No, we’re not doing one."
MATT LeBLANC: "I don’t see [a reunion episode] happening either and I’ll tell you why. I think, you know how they always say the book is better than the movie? ‘Friends’ was about a finite period of time in your life, like after college but before your life really started. And that was the magic of it, it was that point, that time in your life. It’s magical, you had no obligation, no responsibility, you’re free. … I think it’s better for people to imagine their own future for those characters than to see a scripted version of it."
JENNIFER ANISTON: "I can’t imagine how you would do it, unless you did it years from now. Then it would be: “Who are these guys? What are we watching?” I can’t imagine what that would be. It’s not normal. Friends is in your living room. Friends is not in a movie theater. It doesn’t make sense to me. I think it would be going against its authentic self."
LISA KUDROW: "I’m too old, I wouldn’t even have an interest in seeing what those people are doing 10 years later as parents that have to be responsible. It would be so different that it wouldn’t be Friends anymore."
MARTA KAUFFMAN: "I’m going to clear this up—it’s not happening! Friends was about that time in your life when your friends are your family and once you have a family, there’s no need anymore.I’d rather people go, ‘Oh, please! Please!’ than ‘I can’t believe you did that. It was horrible."
happy 12th birthday to my tripset! I can’t believe these babes are in their last year before they’re TEENS!!!!! stop growing up! I love you so much & you will never know just how much you mean to me! my baby brothers & sister! @arianaa__grandeexo my bella girl, I am always blown away at your courage, your maturity, and your curiosity…I love how you’re always asking questions and trying new things! @zachary52 my stud muffin, I love your heart…you are willing to go above and beyond for anyone you care about and it’s such an amazing quality to possess. you have such a genuine heart! @triplet322 my pookie bear, your laughter is contagious! you always have the people around you laughing & you can see on your face how happy it makes you to make other people happy. I love our inside jokes & dances! I love the three of you so much and each of your distinct qualities inspire me so much…I’d do anything for you three & I can’t wait to see your new 12 year old faces! love you! and happy 12 year anniversary to the woman who made it all happen! @triplegee22 thanks for bringing them into the world! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WINKIN TOO!!!!!
"as knights we recognize the importance of lifelong learning, show respect for each other, and take pride in ourselves" 💜✨ a bittersweet last day of work at old bridge high school & for the district…OB: thank you for twelve years of a great education, priceless experiences, and being a huge factor of who I am…although I’m leaving, old bridge will always have a piece of my heart, once a knight always a knight!
in honor of my amazing mother bringing me to see #wicked today! mom & daughter day in the city! thank you @westerns90 you’re the best! I love you! can’t wait to find out what happened before Dorothy dropped in!!
I have this weird thing about February…I can’t stand it. the entire month along with the beginning part of March is my least favorite time of year & nothing good ever seems to happen during that time…but by the time St. Patrick’s day comes around I get in a much better mood—especially today because on the day after St. Patrick’s day in 2000, we got Patrick! (yes aptly named after the holiday…his coloring was just a bonus!) that night I slept in the bathtub with him to keep him company his first night with us and since then, for the past 14 years he’s been my best friend! I can’t believe that widdle babe is such an old man now! no words can describe how much I love that little soul, and how big of a part of my heart he is! today is also a great day because it is my cousin @lilypad_9 ‘s birthday! happy 19th to the baby of the fam—the youngest Engel we’ve got! I love you lurd! and last but not least it’s also my grand little, @karlykat14 ‘s birthday! you’re one of the most loyal and dedicated sisters theta phi alpha has blessed me with & I’m thankful for you every day! I love you so much glit!